Well, her video features enough great gowns, beautiful gowns to make you go:
Outfit #1: What looks like lingerie, but like, fancy lingerie? Maybe a lace slip sort of situation? With feathers?
Outfit #2: A Beyoncé dress.
Outfit #3: A floor-length, beaded gown that would win first place in any Downton Abbey cosplay contest.
Outfit #4: A disco ball.
Outfit #5: A midriff-baring sweater set with plaid capris.
Outfit #6: A collared blouse with matching lipstick.
Outfit #7: A black, draped dress with sheer panels. But actually, can we talk about the tailoring on that tuxedo? And that cape? So chic! Taylor should have taken that cape for herself. Hashtag regrets. Hashtag hindsight is 20/20.
Outfit #8: Khakis, riding boots, and—mysteriously—white sunglasses, even though it is not sunny.
Outfit #9: The winning design from a Project Runway unconventional materials challenge where the designers had to take all their materials from a flower shop. Taylor was the guest judge and promised to wear the winning look in her next music video. The designers gasped.
Outfit #10: An adorable little cocktail dress covered in glittery bows.
Outfit #11: High-wasted purple shorts and a cream-colored top that has to be from Anthropologie. This outfit is from Anthropologie, isn’t it?
Outfit #12: A WASPy, striped dress that would be perfect for a barbeque, but a barbeque where everything is catered so you don’t actually have to do any of the cooking.
Outfit #13: A white sheath dress.
Outfit #14: Like, a 1950’s bathing suit.
Outfit #15: A dress someone would wear in a Revenge promo, probably.
Outfit #16: A blue sheath dress.
Outfit #17: A cougarific leopard-print dress, belted at the waist. With leopard print heels, obv.
Outfit #18: Another black dress.
Outfit #19: A crop top and matching skirt. A golf club.
She then throws on a marabou feather shrug to straddle the guy in the driveway because, hey, you’ve gotta maintain impressions with anyone who passes by, you know?
Outfit #20: a black dress with lace sleeves—hello again, lace—and a totally sheer skirt.
Outfit #21: Like a bougie horse riding uniform, but with non-regulation gloves that would get her disqualified from any horse riding competition.
How about this???
Watch the video in all its crazed—yet fashion-filled!—glory, below!
Sources: MTV and ETonline